You have a week. Break out your 3x5 cards

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!"

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

Why I need a truck

How great would an F-150 with Fighter Jets painted on the side of it be?

What about a picture of a fresco of an F-150 with Fighter Jets painted on the side of it?

What if those Fighter Jets had F-150s painted on them?

Vernacular Abuse

Carlos and I chit-chatted about this one yesterday: has the word 'awesome' been abused? I'm on the verge of retiring it as the catch-all phrase for everything above ho-hum and reserving for things that are really 'awesome'.

In it's place would have to be another word: my vote is for 'spectacular' any other ideas?

Superpower

Suddenly, I wish I had the ability to bleed from my eyes on cue. This would come in handy every time I told a quality assurance joke.

What Happens when Humanities Majors Take Science Gen Eds

Periodic Table of Awesoment

LFDw = Laser Fire Dwarf

Mind? Exploded.

Perspective drawings in a parking garage.

Honestly, I'd be afraid it would engulf my car.

The actual explanation makes no sense

When mankind is laid to rest he will be known as doing one thing, and doing it well: creating JuJu Fruits.



Seriously kids, this is why you should never drink and Manipulate with Photoshop Creative Suite 3.